The Original, Unabridged 39 Days of Christmas

From the Simpsons.

39 fops a-fopping, 38 fishwives hawking, 37 coopers cooping, 36 bootblacks buffing, 35 buskers busking, 34 something something, 33 alchemists transmuting, 32 Dutchmen plotting, 31 doctors leeching, 30 year average life span, 29 smiths a-forging, 28 coopers cooping ("We did that one already." "Shh."), 27 eelers eeling, 26 anarchists bombing, 25 swamis foreseeing, 24 sideburns curling, 23 monks a-changing, 22 rats a-plaguing, 21 coxswains calling, 20 flautists fluting, 19 footmen bowing, 18 gungas dinning, 17 seventy six, 16 midwives birthing, 15 aliens alienating, 14 jacks a-ripping, 13 scriveners scrivening.