Something Witty and Clever

Children should be seen and not heard.

One more recipe: Sunset Tuna Salad. 2 cups diced red pepper, 2 cups diced carrots, 1 cup mayonnaise, 9 oz. of albacore white chunk tuna (40% dolphin preferred).

I came up with this one on my own, very tasty.

Political freedom cannot exist in any land where religion controls the state, and religious freedom cannot exist in any land where the state controls religion.
-Samuel James Ervin Jr., lawyer, judge, and senator (1896-1985)

Children should be beaten, not heard.